Edition 24

1. Archery - this is quite literally the ONE game I am good at

2. Cup Pong - do not mistake this as a game I’m good at but I do get lucky from time to time

3. Crazy 8 - a rare play because it needs to be played in a group chat

4. Darts - sure why not!

5. Word Games - I can win easily if I’m playing against a man

Another book I will be blindly going into but not because I randomly picked it but because it is a book club read. I appreciate book clubs for the yaps but also for broadening my horizons on books. I know we are not supposed to judge a book by it’s cover but I have to give props to a cool ass book cover.

The yappers already know about my love for Cava and my exact tried & true order. I was having a great week of continuing my trend of eating the food I already had in my pantry/fridge but I saw a girl at my apartment DoorDash Cava and I simply could not stop thinking about it, so I made it my Sunday reward. Honestly rewarding myself with something I was craving all week was incredibly satisfying. Might keep this trend up!

Although my music recap keeps it a secret, I did have an entire day dedicated to Little Mix this past week. The dedicated One Direction girls KNOW the Little Mix lore. ‘Shoutout to My Ex’ played in my workout class and it immediately took me back. America was not ready for an iconic girl group. They had soooo many boppity bops! I fully believe Little Mix did not receive the flowers they should have because America couldn’t handle their power.

Song Recommendation: Power by Little Mix

Giggly Squad is a Yapple Sauce favorite podcast of course but I also listen to a similar vibe podcast: “Girls Gotta Eat.” Girls Gotta Eat is more relationship/sex/topic focused than Giggly Squad but what they both have in common are two “older” (they are not old just simply older than me) female friendships who laugh and don’t center their lives around men. Between the four women their relationship statuses all differ but it is truly refreshing to listen to them. The older sister vibe that I never got to have as the certified eldest daughter!

It finally came the Abbott Elementary crossover episode. Although I found out that there still will be another crossover episode whenever the next season of It’s Always Sunny comes out. Although the gang continued to be terrible individuals it was of course in a toned down way on Abbott Elementary. Charlie will forever be my favorite character and I’m now a big supporter of crossover episodes (the networks just need to check in with me to verify that I love both shows of course). I simply neeeeed to see Melissa at Paddy’s Pub in the next crossover episode.

Sometimes you keep up to date on the latest films and sometimes you turn on a 1988 Steve Martin movie in the background and you end up giving it your full attention. Although the movie centers around two men it is 100% a girl boss film. I’m also always intrigued by the fact that Steve Martin has simply always had white hair and always looked the same.

Rating: 6/10

Never in my life have I been a work out loving gal. I wish I was the kind of girl who glistened with sweat after a workout but instead I look like a dirty tomato. And that is ok!!! Cyclebar has been the only workout I can stay true to for so many reasons.

1.) I feel like a badass for completing the classes

2.) The instructors are always so friendly and accepting

3.) I don’t feel like I am failing or being judged by modifying my workout

4.) It’s dark and no one needs to look at me

Another Tarte Trip is happening and I cannot escape it on social media. There always seems to be something sinister about these trips. Maybe due to the insane amount of money clearly spent on a marketing trip for people with an insane amount of money. Tarte did give money to the LA fires thankfully but I feel it is time for Tarte to pivot with their marketing because the masses may be over influencer trips.

For the foreseeable future I will be putting all of my goals in the format of a cute Canva Bingo card! I’m not even sure what my prize will be but I’m quite motivated to get at least ONE bingo. Last week I talked about New Year Resolutions not being lame and this is a way to go around the typical resolution route to make it fun & spicy!

As hinted at in my rankings… I suck at games. Luckily I am not an overly competitive gal because winning is not my usual result…unless we are talking about Mario Kart. I’m not sure how it even happened considering I do not own a Nintendo Switch but I am pretty damn good at bringing my boy Yoshi into 1st place. I will jump on any opportunity to hang with my gals but it is even more of a treat to show off my random skills!