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Edition 26
Birthday Edition
Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,
We are a couple of days late but this is the very special birthday edition of Yapple Sauce! Forever and always, I am a birthday TRUTHER. It is the one day of the year where absolutely no one will blame you for making everything about yourself. And let’s be real, everyone deserves at least ONE selfish day.
xoxo, Hailey Girl
RANKING OF THE WEEK: JoJo Coffeehouse Coffee Flight
![]() JoJo Coffeehouse (Scottsdale, AZ) |
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R.E.P.O.R.T.
R: READING
CURRENTLY READING: The Storyteller by Jodi Picoult
Yes… this is the same book as last week. SUE ME!! This is a long book and birthday festivities got in the way of reading. I will say this book has a book pet peeve of mine which is - long chapters. I need books to gaslight me with short chapters so I keep reading. Reading seven chapters back to back that are 10 pages long is technically the same thing as reading one 70 page chapter but it does not FEEL the same.
E: EATING
Restaurants (Appetizers):
![]() ![]() ![]() | The best thing about dining with a group is the increased chance that appetizers will make an appearance. All of these places in Scottsdale were places I would recommend. Our service was also suspiciously good which I can only assume was because I was with a HOT group of ladies. If I had to pick a favorite app, I’m going with the pretzels but all of the breads with some type of cheese were chef’s kiss. Culinary Dropout: Soft Pretzels & Provolone Fondue; Whipped Feta & Tahini Dip; House Potato Chips and Onion Dip (not pictured) The Montauk: Burrata Cala: Feta Tzatziki (not pictured); Whipped Ricotta (not pictured) |
Restaurants (Main Courses):
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Culinary Dropout: Fried Chicken - I went with a classic and was not disappointed The Montauk: Weekender Sandwich (brioche, egg, bacon, avocado, swiss) - no matter how loudly sweet breakfast entrees call my name, it is hard for me to turn down a breakfast sandwich JoJo Coffeehouse: Breakfast Burrito - the salsa was amazing and it just tasted so fresh Cala: Parmesan Crusted Pork Cutlet - it was my favorite entree of the weekend and tasted like a saucy chicken parm spin-off |
P: PLAYING
Music:
![]() | A women filled top artists calls for a woman playlist suggestion. Whenever I get bored of my current music I search on Spotify for fun playlists. Recently I found “Created by Women” which includes songs 100% written, produced, and performed by women. Admittedly I didn’t know majority of the songs on the playlist BUT Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae does make an appearance. Song Recommendation: Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae |
Podcasts: Binchtopia
This week’s Binchtopia podcast discussed gambling. I have always heard different things about the psychology behind casinos but hearing them listed out gave extra sinister vibes. Here are some fun casino design choices. No windows (yayy!), a labyrinth design so it is difficult to navigate (and escape), slot machines are the only decor, and ugly or boring carpets that draw your eyes upwards towards the lights. As crazy as all of that is, knowing that casinos are purposefully designed to be hard to navigate made me feel better about my own navigation abilities in a casino.
Television: Modern Family (Birthday Episode Edition)
![]() | Call it fate but the episode of Modern Family I was on happened to be the one where they are celebrating everyone’s birthdays throughout the year. And although I absolutely love a birthday, I recognize that everyone wants to celebrate in their own way. Between the different birthday celebration styles - I found myself as a mixture between Cam and Alex. Mitch’s birthday style would be my absolute last choice because I want to be surrounded by my favorite people. |
Which birthday celebration style do you prefer? |
O: OBSESSED
General: ATVs
![]() | I tend to plan entire trips around specific experiences I want to have. For Iceland - I wanted to be in a lagoon. For Scottsdale - I wanted to ATV in the desert and that is exactly what I did. Luckily I got to calm my nerves by starting as the passenger princess but it was wayyy less scary than it seemed to drive. Of course I booked the sunset time slot which just made the experience 10x better. |
Pop Culture: Bachelor Nation (I guess)
![]() | I feel like this was a slow news week in pop culture or maybe I have been tuned out. I am unfortunately still hearing about Blake/Justin (MAKE IT STOP)! The reality dating shows are back in full swing and another failed couple from the Bachelor is in the headlines. As someone who has separated myself from the bachelor franchise and was a day one hater of Matt and Rachel… I simply don’t care. I will say that although I am not tuning in to the latest season of the bachelor… they finally found a HOT lead. There have been plenty of suburban handsome leads but THIS is a good looking man. |
R: RECOMMEND: Girl’s Trip BINGO
![]() | Bingo has been featured way more on Yapple Sauce than I would have ever predicted. There must be something about BINGO that calls to me. I made this for my birthday festivities to… 1.) Add a fun twist/activity to the night 2.) Give the opportunity for ridiculous stories 3.) Benefit myself with as much free alcohol as I could get I truly did not expect the level of competitiveness this brought to the table. |
T: TREAT: Birthday Cake
![]() ![]() | After childhood I lost the appreciation for a birthday cake. Cake has never been my favorite desert and I didn’t have a parent buying a cake for me. But this year? Birthday cake is SO back. The first cake I will simply never get over. It is the most beautiful cake I have ever seen AND it tasted amazing. The second cake was my free birthday dinner treat! |
SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Crying on your Birthday
I need to know the lore of why it’s stereotypical for women to cry on their birthdays. If it is due to aging… I will be removing myself from that narrative because I have the “forever young” mentality. Do I cry every year on my birthday? Absolutely. Varying reasons every year but mainly because most days of the year I cry so why would my birthday be the exception. My golden birthday cry was due to a man I was dating breaking things off with me. Imagine the look on my face when I thought I was opening up a “Happy Birthday” text and was met with a long text in MLA format. At the end of the day I am a supporter for crying on your birthday as long as it’s not because you’re getting “old” because that is so overdone. Pick a new reason to cry!
YAPPY HOUR: Female Friendships
You all know that when we are missing a Yapper story time… you get to hear more yaps from me! I could yap about this topic for HOURS. I could dedicate an entire podcast to this topic but there is nothing like a girl’s trip that reminds me how important female friendships are in all stages of life but especially adulthood. The seven girls who came with me to celebrate my birthday in Scottsdale all met me at different points in my life and they are all in different stages of their lives. We have single, dating, engaged, and married girlies. We have shy and crazy girlies. But every single one of those girlies is a ride or die! I truly feel so grateful to have women in my life who are so down to celebrate me in the same way that I want to celebrate them! It is important to appreciate and hold onto the female friendships in our lives.
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TIK TOKS OF THE WEEK:
In my fishing girl era
A moment of silence for this song
Me on any given Tuesday night
Winter birthday girls…STAND UP
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