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Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,
This edition of Yapple Sauce is very sleepy girl forward. And that makes sense as I’m writing this at 2 in the morning. My sleep schedule: non-existent. This is why the clean girl aesthetic never called to me.
xoxo, Hailey Girl
RANKING OF THE WEEK: Random Times I Feel Extra Hot
Airport gate when traveling solo - especially if you are the only girl there in your age group
Sipping from a straw with a cute drink - so seductive! so cute!
Anytime a woman compliments you - a woman’s compliments just mean more
Getting out of an everything shower - wow I’m refreshed and extra hot
Eating a lollipop - Well, duh
R.E.P.O.R.T.
R: READING
JUST READ: Drop Dead Sisters: 2.5 stars (166/190 overall ranking)
This book could have been a cozy family mystery but instead I was distracted by the main character being completely insufferable. Most of the characters sucked but unfortunately the main character sucked the most and not in a morally gray narrator way. I was definitely supposed to like her. She blamed every problem in her life on the struggles of being the youngest sibling? It was a no from me.
CURRENTLY READING: Drive Me Crazy by Lizzy Dent
Weirdly enough, I have not read a sports romance before. Well I read ‘Powerless’ where the main male character was both a hockey player and cowboy but I’m not sure if that counts. The girlies love sports romances so let’s see if I will fall into that category.
E: EATING
Restaurant: 93 ‘til
I did something quite unexpected and ordered something non-breakfast themed for brunch. I always go for breakfast but I also always go savory over sweet. A BLT was calling my name and it was the correct decision because everything about the BLT slapped.
P: PLAYING
Music:
These three artists just make sense together. It took me awhile but I have been getting into Djo’s album, ‘The Crux.’ Of course, I was always blasting (and still am blasting) ‘End of the Beginning,’ but this album has some quirky bops that make me feel like I’m the main character in a coming of age movie!
Song Recommendation: Basic Being Basic - Djo
Podcasts: The Broski Report
Brittany discussed her hatred of the Beis Weekender as a travel bag and I have not heard anyone speak well of that bag I fear. I have the Beis Travel Backpack and I love it! She also talked about what she has in her travel bag. My backpack will ALWAYS have: my kindle, my camera, purse(s), my claw clip, and headphones I can plug in to the airplane TVs.
Television: Survivor: Borneo
I’m doing it. I’m just going to watch Survivor seasons in order so here is my season 1 review! Wow, we have come a long way because the unhinged things that came out of these contestants’ mouths was a lot. Misogyny, homophobia, racism, and even a little bit of fatphobia were all present. Despite THAT, it wasn’t too bad of a season and was cool to see them figure out the game without any pre-conceived notions.
O: OBSESSED
General: Valentine Cards
At first I thought I was going to hand out Valentine’s to men at the bars but then I remember who I was. I am a girl’s girl! I want to compliment the girlies. So I pivoted and made Valentine’s for the girls at the bars! My only regret was not making more of them.
Pop Culture: Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary
What will the Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special entail? I have no idea but I will be sat! Somehow Alex Cooper will be involved which is… interesting! I’m here for the nostalgia and it is absolutely crazy that it’s been 20 years since this show has been on.
R: RECOMMEND: Naps
I am a pro-nap girl and I will shout it from the roof tops! I typically set my alarm for an hour but my body has been loving a 30-minute nap. If I didn’t take my naps, I would be asleep by 6:30 p.m. every night and I am not exaggerating.
T: TREAT: Mattress
If you have a big purchase you need but don’t want to take the financial plunge, this is your sign to do it. After 6 years, I took advantage of the President’s Day Sale and bought myself a new mattress (via Klarna). I’m choosing to not look at my wallet and just enjoying a mattress that won’t hurt my back!
SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Cheesecake Factory Slander
There are certain restaurants that I won’t accept slander for and the Cheesecake Factory is one of them. With a menu as extensive as theirs, I have to assume you don’t know what to order because there is no way that you dislike everything on that menu. It’s also a scratch kitchen meaning that you aren’t being served frozen food! Put some respect on Cheesecake Factory’s name please!
YAPPY HOUR: Men Named ‘Guy’
Why are there men named ‘Guy?’ I don’t get it. Where did that come from? I’ve never met a woman named ‘Girl.’ It seems to be a fairly common name and no one questions it. I am here to question it because I don’t like that name one bit. If your name is Guy, perhaps consider changing that. Sorry!
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DATING PROFILE OF THE WEEK:
This feels…. incorrect.
TWEETS OF THE WEEK:
TIK TOKS OF THE WEEK:
I’m salivating
This probably made their day
I shed a tear
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