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Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,
Both Thanksgiving and Yapple Sauce fall on Thursdays. I’m not sure why but that seems important. In conclusion, Thursday is a day for the baddies. Thankful for you and every yap!
xoxo, Hailey Girl
RANKING OF THE WEEK: Thanksgiving Sides
Stuffing - It is the one time of the year that I want this. I look forward to it every year
Mac & Cheese - I particularly love Tini’s recipe
Mashed Potatoes - Simple but necessary
Sweet Potatoes - Put those marshmallows on top, make it extra as hell
Cranberry Sauce - I’ve said it before, it has to be fresh cranberries. I want nothing to do with the jelly version
R.E.P.O.R.T.
R: READING
JUST READ: 1984: 4 stars (56/170 overall ranking)
I’m confused why this is a banned book but that probably would be the case for most banned books. I love a dystopian book! Some parts had me hooked and other parts were difficult to get through. Overall this book gave me the creeps and I enjoyed it.
CURRENTLY READING: The Widow by John Grisham
This is not a book I would have picked up for myself but it’s a book club read. I have plenty left in the book to go but next week I can assume my review will not be overly positive. John Grisham, this is the last time I will be reading a book by you. That is a guarantee.
E: EATING
Restaurant: Ordering Pizza Before Thanksgiving
To be so honest, I don’t know where this pizza is from. It is a local place near my sister’s house. It was delicious and the perfect night before Thanksgiving dinner. There is a reason the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is one of the most busy pizza delivery days. It just makes sense. It’s a reward for all of the cooking.
Recipe: Joanna Gaines’ Dulce De Leche Apple Pie
Pictured: Pre-Baking before the top pie crust layer
P: PLAYING
Music:
The perfect playlist while cooking? ‘90’s mom cooking dinner vibes’ of course. The vibes are immaculate and instantly set a positive mood.
Song Recommendation: Like a Prayer - Madonna
Podcasts: Girls Gotta Eat
Something I hold near and dear to my heart is Rayna’s love of Beige Thanksgiving Plates. She does not want to see healthy, colorful plates. She wants it to beige as hell. I am typically against an overwhelming amount of beige but for Thanksgiving, I join Rayna in the Pro-Beige movement.
Television: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
I finally have seen majority of season 3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I will be completely finished by the time the reunion drops, don’t worry. Television can simply not keep up with the drama of these women (I mean we all heard about the true meaning behind Fruity Pebbles, right?). Here are some of my main thoughts. I love how they openly discuss contracts and production. I don’t have a singular care to give to Dadtok. STOP trying to make Dadtok happen. Whitney will always be annoying but Demi? She is evil. This season had the most airtime of the girls being actual friends (coincidence that certain members were MIA for this…?) Season 4 has been announced and I am sat.
Movies: Wicked: For Good
Yes, I cried during For Good and I plan on crying again the next time I watch this movie. I probably like the first movie better but this one was still amazing. Jonathan Bailey!? Ya!!! No notes but I am concerned with how the cast will be recovering now that the Wicked era is over.
O: OBSESSED
General: Canon PowerShot SX740
I treated myself! This has been on my wishlist for years and when I got a notification in the middle of the night that it had been restocked, I jumped on the opportunity. I am still playing around with the settings but I am excited to become the digital camera friend.
Pop Culture: DWTS Finale
Spoiler alert ahead: The newest Mirrorball champion is Robert Irwin. I was personally rooting for one of the girlies to take it but I saw Robert winning it all from week 1. From my Tik Tok scrolling, Jordan’s freestyle was my favorite. And once again, thank you Jordan for getting your song cleared! The covers on this show are painful.
R: RECOMMEND: Decorate your Fridge
Your refrigerator is ugly (probably), decorate it. Make it feel homey! My top half features current photos, invitations, letters, and postcards. The bottom half is filled with childhood photos. I am obsessed with my fridge and I think more people should share that sentiment! If you want to be featured, send me something cute!
T: TREAT: Bubs
These candies are as good as everyone says they are. If you are a fan of gummies, you will love these. Not an expected result, but I prefer the Tutti Frutti flavor over the Lemon Raspberry. I don’t know how to describe them besides saying they are soft gummies. It makes sense once you try them, I promise.
SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Movie Theater Seats
We have moved past a time where recliner movie theater seats are a luxury. They are the standard and any movie theater trying to continue on with the ratty, uncomfortable seats need to let it go. Especially because I know those same theaters are charging the same amount as the ones with the recliner seats. The year is 2025 and quickly approaching 2026. Get with the program.
SAUCY STORY TIME (YAPPER WRITE-INS):
So my friend was on hinge and met a guy. He was super nice and said all the right things. She met up with him and the hooked up. She had such a good time and raved about this mystery man to me and some of our other friends the next morning. So naturally, we all wanted to see what this guy looked like. So we looked his name up on insta. Imagine our shock when we found his Instagram and on his story he was at a wedding. HIS WEDDING. He was posing making TikTok’s at his wedding. Our jaws were on the ground and my friend deleted her hinge. THE END
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