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Edition 64
Demonic Clocks
Hailey Pietraszewski
October 30, 2025
Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,
Breaking news… there is a breeze in the air. That is all because everything else seems to matter less when I can wear sweatpants and a sweatshirt without the sweat.
xoxo, Hailey Girl
RANKING OF THE WEEK: Best Places to Nap
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R.E.P.O.R.T.
R: READING
JUST READ: Gray After Dark: 3 stars (115/164 overall ranking)
So a book has never given me a nightmare until this one… It was a TOUGH read. No there were no ghosts or demons but there were men. I think that says enough. This book took me longer than usual to get through because it was quite disturbing AND THEN finding out it was based on a true story did not help.
CURRENTLY READING: The Invited by Jennifer Mcmahon
 | Since I keep reading books about kidnappings, I needed to tone it down with a ghost story. Ghost stories don’t hit as hard after the halloween season so I have limited time. I also need to finish this before book club so here I go with my speed reading. |
E: EATING
Restaurant: Saint Arnold Brewing Company
 | I love brewery bites! I will start with the positive. That pretzel and cheese!? Delicious, amazing, no notes! Those fries…. Disappointing, stale, not it. They look delicious in the photo but looks can be deceiving. To think I almost did not get the pretzel. |
Recipe: Halloween Recipes
  | Both the Dirt Cups and the Pumpkin Cheese ball are so simple you don’t even need a recipe but look how cute they are! Recipes don’t need to be hard. Dirt Cups: The recipe is quite literally on the Jello Chocolate Pudding packet but all you need is: Chocolate Pudding (1 packet), Cool Whip (1 8oz tub), and Oreos (what your heart desires). Use half of the crushed up oreos for the pudding mix and the rest for the top/bottom of the cups. Decorate as you see fitting. Pumpkin Cheese Ball: Ingredients needed: Two cream cheese blocks, 1 ½ cups of cheddar cheese for mixing with the cream cheese (and more for using for the outside), and anything else you want to add in the cheese ball. I used chives and seasonings in my Cheese ball. The stem is the top of a red bell pepper! |
P: PLAYING
Music:
 | Hey so… who has listened to Demi Lovato’s new album? It has no business being as good as it is. Demi is so back!! It is just so fun! I want to dance around my living room in my underwear to this album. Demi went back to her pop roots while adding a sprinkle of Charli XCX influence and it fits her so well. I will be getting tickets to her upcoming tour one way or another. Song Recommendation: Frequency - Demi Lovato |
Podcasts: Giggly Squad
My Giggle Squad girls brought up a very important point that not enough people are discussing. Therapy is the WORST when you are having a good day. We are PRO therapy here at Yapple Sauce but when you have a scheduled therapy appointment on a good day it truly ruins the vibes. You don’t want to talk about anything that is going to dampen the mood but then eventually you have to and it is no longer a good day!
Movies: The Perfect Neighbor
 | This documentary on Netflix is an insane story. If it wasn’t such a crazy story I probably would have stopped watching because I did not like the style of the entire documentary being cop footage with occasional voice overs. I can’t believe I’m saying I miss the cheesy interview format but the cop footage was not hitting. The woman in this documentary though? Horrible, horrible, miserable racist! |
O: OBSESSED
General: October Dinner Party
 | Two dinner parties down and an infinite amount to go! The theme this month was Fuck, Marry, Kill. Guests were instructed to dress as brides, grooms, killers, or fucks! Now majority of the theming was halloween but the FMK theme put a spin on the usual halloween costume! The Food: Taco Bar The Activity: Pumpkin Painting & Costume Contest The Ice Breaker: Come up with a Fuck, Marry, Kill combo to ask the table! |
Pop Culture: Demonic Hatch Alarm Clocks
 | Hatch Alarm dropped a scary movie commercial for Halloween. Normal advertisement move right? WRONG! Because there is a portion of the population who made the conclusion from that commercial that Hatch is demonic. They are making videos of them throwing away their alarms. All I ask is that they send it to me! I’m willing to deal with the demonic vibes they are trying to cast away. |
R: RECOMMEND: Magazine Stand Decor
 | Clearly my magazine stand is a talking point in my living room decor! Now the vintage playboy magazines are not necessary but I would highly encourage them. If you look closely Harry Styles and Jack Harlow make an appearance. It is such a fun way to decorate your space and get people talking. Forever a pro-maximalism decor gal! |
T: TREAT: Spooky Happy Hour
 | One of my favorite Houston happy hours - Jethro’s - decided to get spooky! The decor was on point. I got a pumpkin cocktail that was delicious. It was giving Pumpkin Espresso Martini so of course that was right up my alley. |
SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Live Tracks
I don’t prefer when an artist releases a live track. Especially when that is the only way I can listen to that song. I’m looking at you Hozier with Cherry Wine! I will still listen to the live versions though because I can’t go the rest of my life without hearing Cherry Wine! BUT I draw the line when we include the clapping at the end from the audience. It is safe to assume that the audience clapped when you played that song. Edit that shit out. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT.
YAPPY HOUR: Performative Wellness
You’ve heard of the performative male, I am now introducing performative wellness. I fear there are large amount of expensive wellness fads that are just there to say that you did them. It seems we lost the plot and are making things up. I genuinely wonder if people feel better after doing certain fads or they convince themselves they feel better because the receipt was scary.
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 | Keep wondering. Keep staying curious. |
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