Edition 63

Not the Crown Jewels

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Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,

Who thought that all it took was a good old fashioned heist to bring us together as a nation? I love making a joke out of absolutely every historical event that I live through.

xoxo, Hailey Girl

RANKING OF THE WEEK: Movies that Make Me Emotional as the Eldest Daughter

  1. Little Women - I don’t trust you if this movie doesn’t make you cry

  2. Frozen 2 - I mean both make me emo but Frozen 2 has that extra eldest daughter UMPH

  3. Lilo & Stitch - Disney knows how to do the eldest daughter

  4. Hunger Games - well, yes!

  5. 10 Things I Hate About You - Heath makes me more emotional than the eldest daughter element but it still deserves a shoutout!

R.E.P.O.R.T.

R: READING

JUST READ: A Welcome Reunion: 3 stars (107/162 overall ranking)

This was a short book following The Perfect Child. Yes, I know it was a short book but…I had many questions left unanswered. Very much like the first book, many characters reactions were making me angry! But also like the first book, it was very engaging and I was hooked.

CURRENTLY READING: Wanting Daisy Dead by Sue Watson

Kindle Unlimited x Audible are bringing books to the top of my to read list because those are more limited! This wasn’t on my radar but I love the cover and I love the premise. They say don’t judge a book by it’s cover but I will be so honest that I do indeed judge books by their cover.

E: EATING

Restaurant: Little Rey

Saucy take alert - but I believe the only reason to go to Chuy’s is for the chips and jalapeno ranch. Well now after going to Little Rey’s and having their chips and jalapeno ranch, Chuy’s is out! I LOVE a good salsa bar and Little Rey’s excelled at that. I truly had to stop myself from trying every single one. My taco was good too but the salsa bar is what stole my heart.

P: PLAYING

Music:

My recent listening of Lorde really adds on to my music vibe from this week. When Lorde wrote ‘The Louvre,’ I’m sure she did not predict that 8 years later a heist would bring one of her songs back to popularity. I can’t wait to watch the documentary on this heist. I can only hope they capitalize on the fact that they have a perfect song to use in the trailer.

Song Recommendation: The Louvre - Lorde

Podcasts: The Comment Section

Drew was discussing the niche sides of Tik Tok she is on and the people who are celebrities to her so I thought I’d share some of mine. And yes! I happily watch all of these.

  • Corinna Fulgieri - the people’s princess

  • Packing Mystery Orders - specifically when they use beads to determine what they are getting in their order

  • Playing Entire Episodes of Childhood shows - yes I watched an episode of Dragon Tales once!

Television: Survivor: The Amazon

I took a break, but I’m back on my Survivor shit! The early 2000’s of this season really popped off and truly reminds me how far we have come. This season they split the teams into men vs. women and I will let you all guess how the commentary on that looked throughout the season. Many unlikable contestants unfortunately!

Favorite Contestant: Matt - hate to root for a man on this season but he was pure and misunderstood

O: OBSESSED

General: Candle Making

I took my first DIY candle class with Office Hours. My expectation with these classes is that the experience is the fun part but odds are my candle will smell ‘meh.’ Let me tell you, I am so excited to light ‘Hot Girl Season’ and in my humble opinion Anthropologie should be knocking on my door for this scent. It was going to be named ‘Hot Girl Fall’ because the scent is very warm (Amber Tobacco/Brown Sugar). But I did not want to limit myself to one season.

Pop Culture: Sombr

If you have not done a deep dive into the rabbit hole that is Sombr vs. 25 year old that attended his concert on Tik Tok, I HIGHLY recommend you do. My summary can only do so much. As someone who is unfamiliar with Sombr, this was all fun and games for me. Basically a 25 year old (this is VERY important) went to a Sombr concert and made a Tik Tok about how the concert was not it and warning people that if they like Sombr’s music and are not a tween the concert will ruin it for you. She described Sombr’s concert as cringey and uncomfortable given the middle school dance vibes of the audience. Crazy PR move but Sombr RESPONDS and acts like her age of 25 is geriatric and that she body shamed him (ok?). Like I said… go do the deep dive because I am only brushing the surface but I am on the team of the elder Sombr fan.

R: RECOMMEND: Being Extra

As someone who is extra, I always appreciate someone else who is extra. Like, yes of course we need Wicked themed mocktails to watch Dancing with the Stars, Wicked night. It is fun to make everything a little extra special! Wild that we grew up seeing pink/green and our minds went to Cosmo/Wanda but now we have shifted to Elphaba/Glinda. Pink/Green are those GIRLS.

T: TREAT: Fall Drinks

It is so easy to enjoy a fall beverage when there isn’t someone in your ear telling you that fall drinks are basic or that pumpkin is gross. Let me enjoy my pumpkin matcha latte with a cute leaf garnish!

SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Halloween Decor Crisis

When this newsletter drops to your mailbox…Halloween hasn’t happened yet. Last week when I experienced this dilemma first hand…. Halloween hadn’t happened yet. Tell me WHY, we have started to remove Halloween decor to make room for Christmas decor. I LOVE Christmas do not get me wrong. But I have always felt that we push Christmas so hard that we forget about Thanksgiving. But now we are pushing Christmas so hard that we are forgetting about Halloween? This is getting out of hand.

YAPPY HOUR: Early Birds

If you are someone who is always late, I’m sure that is a struggle on it’s own. One I cannot relate to. I struggle to be on time but in a way that I don’t know how to not be early. How do people not get immense anxiety with being late!? I plan for it all. Justice for the early birds.

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SOCIAL MEDIA CORNER:

DATING PROFILE OF THE WEEK:

I respect his honesty. Do I think he will gain the promo he seeks with women? No, no I do not.

TWEETS OF THE WEEK:

TIK TOKS OF THE WEEK:

  • This is what Defying Gravity is all about

  • “You’re gonna need to say that one more time”

  • Well, yes!

  • Aesthetic achieved

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