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Edition 49
Hot Girl Agenda
Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,'
I am in a place of romanticizing where I live. Sue me but I have so much fun being an H-Town baddie. Honestly while I’m at it, I will just romanticize my entire life. It is the hot girl agenda!
xoxo, Hailey Girl
RANKING OF THE WEEK: Best Places for a Date in Club Penguin
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R.E.P.O.R.T.
R: READING
JUST READ: Great Big Beautiful Life: 2.5 stars (117/140 overall ranking)
Oh no Emily Henry… I STRUGGLED getting through this book. My first impression was unfortunately correct. The vibe of this plot was a knock-off ‘The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.’ Except unlike Evelyn Hugo, I was not interested in this secret celebrities story whatsoever. The tidbits of romance in this book were not bad but they were overshadowed by a boring plot.
CURRENTLY READING: Wild and Wrangled by Lyla Sage
![]() | After my last read, I need a fast paced book. I can trust the series that started my love for cowboy romances to do the trick. I’m sad that this will be the last book in the Rebel Blue Ranch series. It should be noted that as far as animated characters on a book cover go… Lyla Sage books do it best. |
E: EATING
Restaurant: Hudson House
![]() | It’s hard to believe but after eating a salad (The Hudson)… I can officially declare Hudson House as my favorite Houston restaurant. It makes sense why this salad gets to be named after the restaurant. I do not say this lightly when I say this was the best salad I have ever had in my life. I mean…look at it. Avocado, bacon, chicken, tomatoes, and cheese with green goddess dressing. Life changing. |
P: PLAYING
Music:
![]() | My music vibe this week goes along perfectly with my new favorite playlist: ‘Hot Girl Agenda.’ I was immediately upset that I did not come up with this amazing playlist title but it is the energy I will keeping up with for the rest of the summer. Song Recommendation: ‘I Wanna Go’ - Britney Spears |
Podcasts: Binchtopia - Summer Reading Challenge
![]() | This is one podcast I can always recommend with my full chest. It is entertaining and informative. What else could you ask for? As a woman in education - this episode HIT. They gave a summer reading challenge so I feel like Yapple has to do the same!
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Television: Sex Lives of College Girls
![]() | I have sadly finished the Sex Lives of College girls and I don’t have another season to look forward to. Luckily the finale did not end with any major cliff hangers but so much more story could have been told! The final scene - yes I was crying! The new girly pop started to grow on me and she truly can sing. I will miss these characters dearly! |
O: OBSESSED
General: Medusa
![]() | Petition for a blockbuster movie to come out about Medusa BUT a woman needs to write and direct it. Otherwise I don’t want it. Medusa is my favorite figure in Greek Mythology (I mean I do have a tattoo of her). If you aren’t familiar with her story, she was the BADDEST of the baddies and was known for her gorgeous looks and hair. She was the victim of a man (Poseidon - not that it should matter) and instead of being supported as a victim she was punished. Her sisters stood by her. Athena (a jealous bitch) punished them all by turning them into gorgons. Anyone who looked at Medusa’s face was turned to stone. An innocent woman punished for the actions of a man (typical). |
Pop Culture: Love Island Contestants
![]() | This season is almost done for the summer but notably two contestants this season were kicked off due to them saying racial slurs in their past. It brings up an entire conversation about cancel culture and I just don’t want to get into that. They are reality t.v. stars who said racial slurs… I’m not exactly shedding tears for them. What I need to know is how difficult is it to do a better job at casting? Perhaps it’s time to hire the people online who can dig up dirt in a millisecond. |
R: RECOMMEND: Purse Bowl
![]() | Clearly my purse bowl is in its infancy stages. The goal is to have a bowl where you keep all of your purse contents in it so you can just quickly fill up your purse. My current setup is searching in my various purses for all the content I need. That method is madness and I needed something more organized. Once I gather all of my purses and complete my purse bowl… it’s over for these hoes! |
T: TREAT: Churros
![]() | Sometimes you go to a Love Island watch party (even when you have never watched an entire episode of Love Island before) just for the vibes and the need for a sweet treat. I did not leave the watch party with a desire to start tuning into Love Island but I was happy to have yapped with friends and had some churros! |
SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Cool Girl
Think of the coolest girl you can think of. Now that you have her in mind - think about what makes her so cool. In my mind a girl is 'cool’ because she is unique. Odds are it is nothing similar to the “cool girl aesthetic.” It is so silly to me to try and copy a vibe to be “cool” because it defeats the entire purpose. I just love to see a gal doing her own thing and not trying to be someone else. Let us not lose the plot otherwise the cool girl concept will die with it!
SAUCY STORY TIME (YAPPER WRITE-INS):
My family is a fam of nicknames. The best one in my humble opinion: my little brother (who is now 21 and 6’3) nickname is “Grape Pop Silly Boy” because when he was 5, he spilled a bottle of grape pop at a grocery store, and instead of asking my parents for assistance or the workers, proceeded to take off his coat and t-shirt (love a confident man) and clean it up and then came back to the cart shirtless. A true gentleman.
![]() Last Week’s Poll Results for ‘Chain Restaurant for a First date?’ | Absolutely not for the win! My vote probably falls into the ‘Maybe…but I’m not going to be thrilled about it.’ At my grown age, I would appreciate a bit more effort than a chain restaurant. |
Submit your saucy story time here!
SOCIAL MEDIA CORNER:
DATING PROFILE OF THE WEEK:
![]() | Now I strongly believe a woman should never need to pay for Plan B… but something about this doesn’t sit right with me. |
TWEETS OF THE WEEK:




TIK TOKS OF THE WEEK:
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