Edition 48

1. ‘If you ever feel alone. Don’t’ (Don’t Forget Where You Belong)

2. ‘We’re like na na na, then we’re like ya ya ya’ (Na, Na, Na)

3. ‘Her light is as loud as many ambulances as it takes to save a saviour’ (Girl Almighty)

4. ‘Making them drool down their chinny chin-chin’ (Kiss You)

5. ‘I’m walking around with just one shoe’ (Half a Heart)

Of course I need to stay up to date with all of Emily Henry’s books. Although my Emily Henry book opinions are controversial (yes I love People We Meet on Vacation and Beach Read is my least favorite). So far this plot is reminding me a lot of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.

If you’re a betting man and with me at a mexican restaurant, odds are I will be ordering cheese enchiladas. My last week restaurant order was also enchiladas.. yes I’m aware! Let a girl have preferences. I fear I have to report that these cheap enchiladas were more tasty than the expensive ones of last week. The cilantro rice here though… I like cilantro but whatever amount of cilantro they are using in this recipe - I’m going to need them to cut that in half. It was jarring to say the least.

Lorde’s album, Virgin is out! I finally have some new music to listen to this summer. I still need to do a listening deep dive with the lyrics but so far, so good! There weren’t any misses and I was vibing. This album gives the energy that you need to listen in your car and picture yourself as the main character.

Song Recommendation: Broken Glass by Lorde

On the latest episode of Disgraceful they were discussing Tik Tok sending habits, so I thought I would share mine.

• Everything and Anything (These are to the people I know the best and I know will love me still even after I send them 20 Tik Toks in a row)

• The Best of the Best (I’m sending Tik Toks that I feel would start a conversation or are top tier)

• Specifically Curated (Tik Toks that specifically apply to the friend I am sending to)

• Unhinged (Sending only the most wild things that appear on my FYP)

While I was entertained by this reunion, I HAVE THOUGHTS.

1. Nick Viall as the host: NEXT. I cannot stand this man. He asked some good questions but his vibe is so slimy and he thinks he is a therapist (he’s not).

2. The timing: Why was this filmed before they saw Season 2 and after they filmed Season 3. It made it seem like the reunion was an afterthought.

3. Demi not being present: How convenient the villain of the season has a trip to Disneyland. Girl… reschedule? I hated that she got to talk her shit alone to Nick with no backlash. She is the definition of delusional.

4. Jen sitting with Zac and not the girls: Propaganda I’m still not falling for that Nick Viall is - Zac being a good person

5. The ‘Trigger Warnings’: They discussed some DEEP stuff during this reunion and attempted to provide trigger warnings but they might as well not have because they did not help whatsoever

Two of my favorite things are food and yapping so it makes complete sense to have brunch parties with friends! The chef (my friend) did a fabulous job at providing a perfect brunch spread. This brunch inspired me to start planning my dinner party era. Stay tuned!

This is the hard hitting news I strive to bring to you at Yapple Sauce. Harry Styles offered to help a girl parallel park… but then failed. Here is the thing, same! I also cannot parallel park. Why don’t I learn? Because maybe one day Harry Styles is going to offer to park for me! He might fail but I’m ok with that. Don’t rain on my meet cute! This man is doing everything besides getting into the studio but I do respect his side quests.

I did hot yoga at Black Swan. I am not sure if I am built for hot classes because I do not handle the heat well but I’m still glad that I went and spiced up my workout routine. Anyone who says that yoga isn’t a hard workout has not taken a yoga class!

In honor of the mormon wives, I had to try out Swig! I quickly understood the name because dirty soda does indeed look dirty! I wanted my order to be Coke Zero, Vanilla Cream, and Cherry but unfortunately they were out of Coke Zero so I had to settle for Diet Coke. Luckily it was still tasty!

So the thing is, I’m not!