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Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,

I recently connected the dots that Morgan Spurlock directed both the controversial documentary, ‘Super Size Me’ and the life-changing documentary, ‘One Direction: This is Us.’ Get you a man who can do both.

xoxo, Hailey Girl

RANKING OF THE WEEK: Music Collaborations I Would Lose My Mind Over

Noah Kahan has already made a lot of my dream collaborations come true so thank you sir!

  1. Charli XCX and Megan thee Stallion - I don’t know if I’d stream another song if this dropped

  2. Hozier and Olivia Dean - I would start floating hearing them harmonize

  3. Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan - This makes sense divas!

  4. Maggie Rogers and Kacey Musgraves - I have a vision!

  5. Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson - a girl can dream

R.E.P.O.R.T.

R: READING

JUST READ: How to Read a Book: 3.5 stars (105/212 overall ranking)

This was such a cute book! I genuinely enjoyed all the characters and liked the ending. The only thing this book was missing for me was the wow factor that would give it the ability to be memorable down the road for me. I very much enjoyed it in the moment though!

CURRENTLY READING: Accidentally Yours by Christina Lauren

Since starting back at work, I have gotten myself in a book slump. I keep sleeping instead of reading. Weird. So I figured it was time for some short stories. I also decided to remove the short stories from my overall ranking list and put them in their own category.

E: EATING

Restaurant: Trattoria Sofia

A new restaurant to celebrate my friend’s birthday during Houston’s Restaurant Weeks. I just started wagging my tale! I am an appetizer girl through and through. This whipped ricotta was my favorite part of my meal. It was hard to decline the additional bread because I would have happily spoiled the rest of my meal on this.

Preparing chicken cutlets Rita’s way changed the game for me. In all honesty, I combined her recipe with another one BUT I used her techniques and skipped the flour. This will be in my regular cooking rotation now and as a girl who is scared of cooking raw chicken, this was huge.

P: PLAYING

Music:

Spotify yappers listen up! I am a big fan of the “mixes” they have based on different artists that you listen to. Right now my playlist fixation is the ‘Audrey Hobert Mix.’ I get a mix of the pop divas and the sad divas. That truly encapsulates most of my music taste.

Song Recommendation: Ain’t in LA - ADELA

Podcasts: Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast

Brooke and Connor have brought up the question a couple of times of: What is a feeling you would pick to never experience again? My gut reaction is to pick anxiety but also my goodness I HATE the feeling of embarrassment. I also weirdly feel like the fear of embarrassment holds me back more than anxiety does. So my final answer is that I would choose to never feel embarrassment ever again. Prepare to be sick of me!

Television: Survivor Fiji

This was a tough season for me because before the merge it was a flop of a season. What did they think was going to happen when one tribe got luxury and the other did not? After the merge this was such an entertaining season. My favorite player was of course Yau Man and his bucket hat. This season ranked 10th overall for me.

O: OBSESSED

General: August Dinner Party

August was a Zodiac Dinner Party! The girls dressed like their zodiac sign and brought a cocktail/mocktail that represented their sign. As an Aquarius, I picked a strong blue cocktail. It was difficult to incorporate food with this theme so the courses represented the elements. The appetizer was water, the main course was fire, the side was earth, and my drink was air. And of course the party had to end with cosmic brownies.

Pop Culture: Hayden Panettiere

Rest in Peace to the icon, Hayden Panettiere. She played so many pivotal roles in our childhood and spoke up a lot about mental health in recent years. I’m thinking extra about her friends and family!

R: RECOMMEND: Blocking on Social Media

I fall easily for rage bait. It rages me. I started blocking influencers/celebrities who annoyed me or seem like bad people! And later on I will see something about that person and think wow I haven’t thought about them in forever to realize that I blocked them. It really is that easy. I encourage everyone to go block one influencer today who is not bringing any positivity to your life.

T: TREAT: CVS Membership

One time a CVS worker told me to get a CVS membership and then cancel it for a deal. I got the deal but never cancelled it which is very unlike me but hear me out! It is $5/month and you get $10/month to spend. Once a month I schedule a CVS date and get myself toiletries! Although it’s only a free $5 it feels like a free $10 and that is special to me. They’re counting on me to not show up and claim my $10 but babe, I’ll be there!

SAUCY TAKE OF THE WEEK: Golden Retriever Boyfriend

I never want to hear about your golden retriever boyfriend. Why? Because he’s not a golden retriever. He is a man. Stop infantilizing his stupidity. There is a tweet going around where this girl said her “golden retriever boyfriend” texted her that he redownloaded Bumble in Miami to see what it was like. Spoiler alert: the people are confused and she is defending him. Let the dog out to the streets where he wants to be!

YAPPY HOUR: Tik Tok Reposting

I notice things. Probably too many things. I notice what kind of Tik Tok’s you repost. Ask me if you want me to categorize yours for you! I would categorize my own as “Woke Girlhood.” My reposts are probably political or about womanhood. That makes a lot of sense if you know me.

Submit your saucy story time here!

SOCIAL MEDIA CORNER:

DATING PROFILE OF THE WEEK:

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TWEETS OF THE WEEK:

TIK TOKS OF THE WEEK:

  • Put your sneakers on

  • I do it for the yappers

  • Absolutely his vibe

  • This could cure me

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