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Missing the Yappers
Hailey Pietraszewski
July 24, 2025
Dear Gentle & Saucy Yappers,
While you are reading this I’m off being a hot girl in Portugal. You all know I yearn for the peak times when Buzzfeed quizzes and tween magazines were popping. I present to you a Yapple quiz. Feel free to click your answers so I can share the results or just keep track of your own answers (how many 1’s did you answer, how many 3’s did you answer, etc.) J-14 who!? Yapple’s first quiz is here.
xoxo, Hailey Girl
Which cartoon character would Yapple set you up with on a blind date?
 | Which morally gray character do you want to hook up with? |
Which morally gray character do you want to hook up with? |
 | What is your favorite section of Yapple Sauce to read? |
What is your favorite section of Yapple Sauce to read? |
 | Which martini are you ordering to be your hottest self? |
Which martini are you ordering to be your hottest self? |
 | Which dog are you adopting? |
Which dog are you adopting? |
 | What supernatural creature would you be happy to be? |
Which supernatural creature would you be happy to be? |
 | What song gets you on a dance floor at a wedding? |
Which song gets you on the dance floor? |
 | What Disney Channel best friend would be your sidekick? |
Which would you choose as your BFF? |
RESULTS:
If you answered majority 1’s…
 | SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS You like the classics! I just know that Mr. Squarepants will take you on a well-thought out date and treat you right! |
If you answered majority 2’s…
 | SHREK Your taste is questionable! I picked a date out of left field because I think you would actually enjoy it? |
If you answered majority 3’s…
 | FLYNN RIDER You have similar taste to MWAH. You are rewarded with a hot cartoon character since your taste is impeccable. |
If you answered majority 4’s…
 | TASMANIAN DEVIL You are a little bit crazy and very messy. Only the most unhinged date for you! I can only imagine that you will get into some iconic shenanigans. |
Submit your saucy story time here!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING 🍏💚🍏 COMMENTS, QUESTIONS, CONCERNS, SUGGESTIONS, WRITE-INS —--> CLICK HERE
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